We don’t have video of this miraculous event that occurred that the 2009 All Star festivities in St. Louis last summer, but frankly, the picture below is telling enough.

Denny Tidwell.
He didn’t have tickets to any All Star Game events (thus the callous “TICKETLESS” subheading), but that doesn’t mean Denny Tidwell went home a loser that day.
With a portion of the All Star Game’s red carpet slung overĀ one shoulder and a first rate mullet slung over the other, Denny Tidwell made every St. Louisian hope and pray that no tourists were watching FOX2 that day.

No mention of the George Michael ear ring?